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Breakaway Springbok fans' plan to deface Webb Ellis grave

Breakaway Springbok fans’ plan to deface Webb Ellis grave

In an astonishing turn of events that reads like a script from a Hollywood blockbuster, the legendary Rugby Onslaught, himself a symbol of rugby’s power and unity, stepped in to defend the grave of William Webb Ellis from a group of extremist Springbok fans. Our investigative team brings you this exclusive account of the dramatic […]

Springboks' scrum-half mutiny takes another violent turn

Springboks’ scrum-half mutiny takes another violent turn

Last week Rugby Onslaught brought you the groundbreaking news of the scrum-half mutiny that has taken place in the Springboks’ camp, where four scrum-halves had taken over their training  in a coup and subjected the team of endless box kicks. Any hopes of Jacques Nienaber and his squad trying to wrestle back any control was quickly quashed […]

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